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12/22/06 06:18 am - Harry Potter book 7

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows





Also, either God hates me or Santa is dead.
The Christmas tree fell over when I stood next to it.

7/1/06 07:38 am

So. Superman Returns was awesome.
Kevin Spacey as Lex Luthor was phenomenal. And super sexy. Really. He was incredibly sexy and intelligent and completely insane.

I loved it.

Brandon Routh as Superman/Clark Kent was pretty nifty. I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Gonna buy this when it hits DVD. Hopefully around Christmas.

6/30/06 06:21 am

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

Girl : *hugs him*

Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.

Girl: Alright, now slow down

Guy: I love you babe


(in the paper the next day):
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived.


The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

If you love any one this much re-post this.

6/29/06 08:08 am

I escaped from the Dungeon of Moominski!

I killed Ferrets the minotaur, Prototype01 Sol the troll, Lavender Lace the goblin, Jaysen Beoluve the kobold, Queensgate the gelatinous cube, Kokiri85 the kobold, Leohjarta the troll, Majesticwolf the floating eye, Davecharsley the minotaur, Woollyrockers the arch-demon, Petphotographer the owlbear and Ravens Fetish the zombie.

I looted the Shield of Dogs, the Shield of Muted Hitokiri, the Sceptre of Supert3ch, a Figurine of Pluto Millia, the Crown of Proteus Alucard, the Sceptre of Rose Thorn and 228 gold pieces.

Score: 403

Explore the Dungeon of Moominski and try to beat this score,
or enter your username to generate and explore your own dungeon...

6/23/06 08:51 am

You scored as Wolverine. Wolverine is a loner, and a skilled fighter. He's got the hots for Jean Grey but a better fit for him would be Storm. He doesn't like to follow orders which pisses Cyclops off. He has terrible memories from the experimentation done on him at Weapon X. Even though he doesn't show it, he loves the X-Men. Powers: Fast healing and adamantium skeleton and claws.

</td>

Wolverine

85%

Rogue

75%

Jean Grey

65%

Gambit

65%

Nightcrawler

60%

Emma Frost

55%

Iceman

50%

Storm

50%

Cyclops

45%

Beast

35%

Colossus

30%

Most Comprehensive X-Men Personality Quiz 2.0
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6/22/06 10:40 am - ARIES, ya bitches

>>>GEMINI<<<
>Nice.
>Love is one of a kind.
>Great listeners
>Very Good in bed.
>Lover not a fighter, but will still punch your lights out.
>Trustworthy.
>Always happy.
>Loud.
>Talkative.
>Outgoing
>Very forgiving
>Loves to make out
>Has a beautiful smile
>Generous
>Strong "




>>>CANCER<<<
>MOST AMAZING KISSER.
>Very high sex appeal.
>Great in bed ...
>Love is one of a kind.
>Very romantic.
>Most caring person you will ever meet!
>Entirely creative
>Random and proud of it
>Great tellin stories
>Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out


>>>AQUARIUS<<<
>Trustworthy.
>Sexy.
>One of a kind.
>Loves being in long-term relationships.
>Extremely energetic.
>unpredictable.
>from the future.
>will exceed your expectations.
>Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS


>>>SCORPIO<<<
>Can be mean
>EXTREMELY sexy.
>Intelligent
>Energetic.
>Predict future.
>Most erotic.
>Freak in bed.
>GREAT kisser.
>Always get what they want.
>Loves to make out
>Sexy.
>Did i mention they are SEXY
>Attractive.
>Loud.
>Loves being in long relationships.
>Talkative.
>The sexiest ever....just ask anybody





>>>LEO<<<

>Great talker.
>Sexy.
>Laid back.
>Knows how to have fun.
>Is really good at fucking.
>Great kisser.
>Center of attention.
>Outgoing.
>Down to earth.
>Addictive.
>Attractive.
>Loud.
>Loves being in long relationships.
>Talkative.
>Not one to mess with.
>Rare to find.
>Good when found.


>>>PISCES<<<
>Caring and kind
>Smart.
>Center of attention.
>Too Sexy, DAMN IT.
>Very high sex appeal.
>Has the last word.
>The best to find, hardest to keep.
>Fun to be around.
>Freak in the sheets
>Extremely weird but in a good way.
>Super good in bed.
>Good Sense of Humor!!!
>Thoughtful
>A partner for life



>>>LIBRA<<<
>Very pretty.
>Very romantic.
>Nice to everyone They meet.
>Their Love is one of a kind.
>Silly, fun and sweet.
>Have own unique sexiness.
>Most caring person you will ever meet!
>Amazing n Bed..!!!
>Did I say Amazing in Bed?
>not the kind of person you wanna fuck with...
u might end up crying...lmfao...but true
>the most irresistible



>>>CAPRICORN<<<
>Nice
>Sassy.
>Intelligent.
>Sexy.
>Predict future.
>Irrestible, awes0me kisser.
>Loves being in long relationships
>Great talker.
>Always gets what he or she wants.
>BY FAR the BEST in BED.
>Very sexy
>By FAR the BEST in EVERYTHING
>Coolest
>Loves to own Gemini's in sports
>very funny
>loves to joke
>Loves to be your first.so ull never forget




>>>ARIES<<<
>Outgoing.
>lovable
>Spontanious.
>Not one to fuck with.
>Erotic.
>Funny.
>Take you on trips to the moon in bed.
> excellent kisser
>EXTREMELY sexy.
>Loves being in long relationships.=)
>Addictive.
>Loud.
>best in bed


>>>TAURUS<<<
>Aggressive.
>Freak in bed.
>Rare to find!
>Loves being in long relationships.=)
>Likes to give a good fight for what they want.
>Extremely outgoing.
>Sexy as fuck
>Very popular
>Outstanding kisser.
>Very funny
>Awesome personality
>Sexual as fuck.
>Most caring person you will ever meet!
>One of a kind.
>Not one to fuck with.


>>>VIRGO<<<
>>Dominant in relationships.
>Sexy.
>Always horny(LIKE RIGHT NOW)
>Freak in bed.
>Always wants the last word.
>Caring.
>Smart.
>Addictive.
>Attractive.
>Loud.
>Loyal.
>Easy to talk to.
>Hard to forget



>>>SAGITTARIUS<<<
>Spontaneous.
>Horny.
>Freak in Bed.
>High sex appeal.
>Rare to find.
>Great when found.
>Loves being in long relationships.
>Not one to mess with

6/8/06 09:09 am

So yeah. Figured I should/could update my journal as I have nothing else I currently feel like doing.

That being said, I really have nothing to report and nothing I feel like sharing with anyone anyway.

But we'll give it a go.

Honey Gourami kicked it a few days ago.
Albino Cory 2 almost ate it last night but he got better (as of last night - haven't checked on him since).
Going to do another 20% water change today.


Watched Underworld Evolution yesterday.

I was oddly disappointed. Don't get me wrong - I loved it and will probably watch it again today, but they just did all these weird things. And they went in a completely different direction with my favorite character than I thought they were going to...So that was weird. They also left it open for another sequel, if they so desire to do another -- which they should and can and better -- But I don't really see how that would be possible given how the movie ended...

Anyway. Still an awesome movie.

In other news...

Yeah. I don't really have other news I feel like sharing =P

6/5/06 07:27 am

You scored as Fallen Angel. You my friend are a FallenAngel. You were amongst the closest to God, yet love led you down a path of self-destruction. You find yourself crying a lot, because of the pains of this world. Yes it is very crewl, yet you know there isn't a thing you can do about it. Follow your heart and you will find some of your former happiness.

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Fallen Angel

83%

Black Witch

50%

You are a Vampiric Elf!

50%

Vampire

42%

You are a Demon

25%

What creature of the night are you you most like? (Pics!!)
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5/5/06 03:14 pm

Omg.

Ran into Mike Wagner today.



In other news, nothing has happened. Going to go get coffee later. Mmm. My usual, of course.

Back to doing stuff.

4/17/06 01:51 pm

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name)
Rose Auburn

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, your favorite candy:
Evelyn Krackel/Raisinet/Turtle/Musketeer

3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two or three letters of your last name)
C. Pie

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite animal, favorite color)
Dog Black

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Morgan Denver

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)
Piekesfis

7. JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards)


8. PORN STAR NAME: (middle name, street you grew up on)
Morgan Auburn

9. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, the automobile you drive)
The Black Stratus

4/7/06 06:29 pm

So.

Been having some interesting coversations with God.

He's a cheeky bastard!
And somewhat of a floozy.

In other news, some chick was being all kinds of hostile to me today. It made me sad. So I went to Subway and ended up talking with some chick who works there. She was really hot. Too bad I'm not a lesbian. Could be some great fun to be had, if I were. *Le Sigh*.

So anyway. Nothing else new. My poster frames finally came in, so I can get down to getting the posters in them and getting them hung up. Whoohoosers.

Yeah.

Also kinda depressed, but I can't quite put my finger on the reason why.

Perhaps not Depressed so much as...I dunno. this "blahnessy" feeling.

Anyway. Possibly going out tomorow night, so we'll see how that pans out.

Back to work.

Also - Some dude spent quite a lot of time today staring at my cleavage. I was thinking, "Damn! UP HERE! I AM UP HERE!" Yeah.

3/28/06 09:12 am

Homophobia is wrong.


What is wrong with the world:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I
wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didnt have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person everyone thinks is confused because I am attracted to men and women.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

Everyone must be educated, these are things that do happen EVERY SINGLE DAY rather you believe it or not thats your deal, but just remember this is not meant to bash the Homophobes, its to help teach them, and everyone!

3/27/06 06:48 am

(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
( ) Boondock Saints
( ) The Mexican
(x) Fight Club
( ) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
(x) Blazing Saddles
(x)Airplane!
Total: 7


(x) The Princess Bride
(x) AnchorMan: The Legend of Ron Burgandy
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
(x) Labyrinth
(x) Saw
( ) Saw II
(x) White Noise
(x) White Oleander
(X) Anger Management
( ) 50 First Dates
Total: 8

(x) Scream
(x) Scream 2
(x) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
(x) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
( ) American Pie Band Camp
Total: 9

(x) Harry Potter
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
(x) Resident Evil I
(x) Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
(x) The Village
(x) Lilo & Stitch.
( ) Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch has a Glitch
Total: 9


(x) Finding Nemo
(x) Finding Neverland
(x) Signs
(x) The Grinch
(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( ) White Chicks
(x) Butterfly Effect
( ) Thirteen Going on 30
(x) I, Robot
Total: 7

( ) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
(x) A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(x) Along Came Polly
(x) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
(x) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
(x) Eight Crazy Nights
(x) Joe Dirt
Total: 8

(x) A Cinderella Story
(x) The Terminal
( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
(x) Dumb & Dumberer
( ) Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
( ) Final Destination 3
(x) Halloween
(x) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
Total: 6

( ) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
(x) Practical Magic
(x) Chicago
(x) Ghost Ship
(x) From Hell
(x) Hellboy
(x) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
(x) The Whole Nine Yards
Total: 7

(x) The Day After Tomorrow
(x) Child's Play
( ) Seed of Chucky
(x) Bride of chucky
(x) Ten Things I Hate About You
( ) Just Married
(x) Gothika
(x) Nightmare on Elm Street
( ) Sixteen Candles
(x) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
Total: 7

(x) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
(x) se7en
(x) Ocean's Eleven
(x) Ocean's Twelve
(x) Identity
( ) Lone Star
(x) Bedazzled
(x) Predator I
(x) Predator II
TOTAL: 8

(x) Independence Day
(x) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
(x) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(x) ET
(x) Children of the Corn
( ) My Boss' Daughter
( ) Maid in Manhattan
( ) Frailty
Total: 5

( ) Best Bet
( ) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
( ) She's All That
(x) Calendar Girls
(x) Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks
(x) Event Horizon
(x) Ever After
(x) Forrest Gump
(x) Big Trouble in Little China
Total: 7

(x) X-Men
(x) X2
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
( ) Sky High
(x) Jeepers Creepers
(x) Jeepers Creepers 2
(x) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Others
(x) Freaky Friday
(x) Reign of Fire
( ) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) The Hot Chick
Total: 10

( ) Swimfan
( ) Miracle
( ) Old School
(x) The Notebook
(x) K-Pax
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
(x) Walk to Remember
( ) Boogeyman
Total: 6

( ) Hitch
(x) The Fifth Element
(x) Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Episode II Attack of The Clones
(x) Star Wars Episode III Revenge of The Sith
(x) Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Episode VI Return of The Jedi
(x) Troop Beverly Hills
( ) Swimming with Sharks
Total: 8

(x) Air Force One
( ) For Richer or Poorer
( ) Trainspotting
( ) People Under the Stairs
( ) Blue Velvet
(x) Sound of Music
(x) Parent Trap
(x) Parent Trap Re-make
( ) The Birds
(x) The Terminator
(x) Terminator 2
(x) T-3
Total: 7


(x) Empire Records
(x) SLC Punk
(x) Meet Joe Black
(x) Nightmare Before Christmas
(x) The Silence of the Lambs
(x) Sleepy Hollow
( ) I Heart Huckabees
( ) 24 Hour Party People
( ) Blood In Blood Out
Total: 6

( ) Thirteen
( ) Manic
( ) American History X
(x) Deep Blue Sea
(x) George of the Jungle
( ) Canadian Bacon
( ) Big Black Titties
( ) How High
( ) The Jacket
( ) My Litte Pony 1986
Total: 2

(x) Road to Perdition
( ) Jesus Christ Superstar
(x) Rent
(x) Mulan
( ) Mulan 2
(x) Lion King
(x) Lion King 2
(x) Legally Blonde
(x) legally Blonde 2
( ) Pink Panther
Total: 7

MY TOTAL: 134

3/11/06 01:39 pm

Update.

Ice Harvest is a good movie.

Garlicy codfish over lemon pepper rice is awesome.

Brown sugar is still disturbing.

Really.

It's scary stuff.

2/23/06 07:26 am

LJ Interests meme results



  1. black:
    Is the best color. It's easy to match with any other color, except itself. It's always in season. It looks incredibly yummy against pasty pale skin.
  2. clive barkers undying:
    The best survival horror game out there. Better than RE and SH. And I love SH.
  3. eddie izzard:
    Professional Transvestite.
  4. final fantasy x-2:
    Part of the best series of games out there!
  5. guild wars:
    Very fun, very addicting MMORPG.
  6. japan:
    I love their language. I love their culture. I love Japanese things.
  7. merlin:
    Advisor to Arthur.
  8. piercings:
    Can tell you a lot about a person.
  9. severus snape:
    My absolute favorite Harry Potter character. He's condemned himself to death, now, though...
  10. wild dogs:
    My favorite animal at the zoo. They're so cuddly looking! I love cuddly! And the babies are to cute and squeeeeeeezable!


Enter your LJ user name, and 10 interests will be selected from your interest list.



2/23/06 07:01 am

Your Stripper Song Is

Closer by Nine Inch Nails

"You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I?ve got no
Soul to tell"

When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy.
What Song Should You Strip To?





You Are Marge Simpson

You're a devoted family member who loves unconditionally.

Sometimes, though, you dream about living a wild secret life!

You will be remembered for: your good cooking and evading the police

Your life philosophy: "You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head."
The Simpsons Personality Test

2/22/06 07:34 am

Yeah..

Whatever.

Nothing to say...because nothing has happened!

Ever.

At all.

Olympics going good, yeah?

Going great for Norway with the snow-sports. They're walking away with metals left and right! Go them! (and if not metals, they have been coming in first and second quite a bit with skii jumping and the nordic combined and all that jazz.)

The figure skating was nice...I rather enjoyed it.

Do we have men's figure skating? Anyone know? I'm sure we do...ya know, with Brian and and all them other guys, but do we have Men's in the olympics?

Anyone? I'll have to look that up.

In any case. Much to do today and so I gotta get on that.

Toodles.

2/15/06 07:49 am

I know I posted my Johari yesterday, but please do the Nohari as well now.

http://kevan.org/johari?name=Moominski

http://kevan.org/nohari?name=Moominski

2/14/06 09:08 am

http://kevan.org/johari?name=Moominski

2/6/06 09:03 am

You Are Animal

A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!"
The Muppet Personality Test
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